There is no time like birth to show your offspring all of the splendors the world has to offer. I believe the children are our future...

Pittsburgh Steelers Baby Gift Set

Gift set features cooler bag (for baby beverages or adult beverages?), two 9 ounce bottles, one 9 oz no spill cup, fork, spoon, and sandwich box. It is slightly disturbing to me that the helmets are a dark orange suspiciously similar in color to a team that may or may not rhyme with "frowns". Please color the helmets in immediately so as to not confuse the lil' one.

Pittsburgh Steelers Super Bowl XL Baby Onesie

Smaller versions of normal-sized things are always cute. The Steelers onesie is no exception.

Steelers Infants Baby Set - Hooded Towel & Bibs

Drool and spit-up no longer seems disgusting to me. Set includes a 25" x 45" hooded towel, a snap closure bib and a pullover bib. All items are made of 100% cotton terry cloth with Steelers logo screenprint.

Pittsburgh Steelers Baby Socks

Keep those iddy-biddy footsie-wootsies warm - Steelers-style!

Pittsburgh Steelers Fleece SnuggleBall

I'm not even exactly sure what a SnuggleBall is, but I think I want it for myself.

Pittsburgh Steelers Baby Blanket

Does anybody else think that this Steelers blanket resembles Jerome Bettis wearing a Steelers helmet with baby bear ears sewn to the top of it?