I will save all of the normal Steelers logos and Super Bowl apparel for all of the other websites and Giant Eagle retail stores. Please go to these locations for your run-of-the-mill accoutrements. The Steelers apparel items I wish to sell are only the craziest and most random of all Steelers clothing available on the internet.

Pittsburgh Steelers One for the Thumb T-shirt

Actually this one might be at Giant Eagle and I just don't know it because I don't live there anymore.

Troy Polamalu is a Golden God T-shirt

Hairyness is next to Godliness. Did you know that Troy Polamalu hasn't gotten a haircut since 2002?

The Ugliest Pittsburgh Steelers Shirt Ever Made

The best way to describe this shirt is if you ate the Fort Pitt Bridge for dinner, washed it down with a swig of the Mon River, and then rode the Jack Rabbit at Kennywood 'till you made sick.

Pittsburgh Steelers Women's Skirt

This 100% polyester Steelers skirt may perhaps be the coolest thing I've ever seen. The only better improvement I can think of would be to make it into a skort (business in front, party in the back).

Pittsburgh Steelers Retro Vintage-style Ringer T-Shirt

This (brand new) Steelers T-shirt looks like it's been through the steel mill and back. For a complete look, I'd recommend wearing this shirt with incredibly expensive designer jeans that have pre-torn holes in the knees and backside, with some contrasting dyed "whiskers" to boot. Nothing says fancy by spending a ton of money to look like you just rolled out from under a dumpster.